We know it’s now April, but the tourney is still going strong and so are we. This week for the Final Four, we’re going with Sexiest Characters. Whether it’s the wardrobe, the attitude, or just the actress, these characters touch us in all the naughty places.
If I had a nickel for every time someone told me that some girl was out of my league, I would have a shit load of nickels. To me, what strikes me as sexy with Alice Eve in this movie is that she’s down to earth and just looking for a nice guy who can make her laugh; you know, like all women claim they want. She has all the qualities a guy could want, she likes going to sporting events, she doesn’t wear underwear, and she finds Jay Baruchel attractive, so you know we all have a shot.
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique from the X-Men movies
How can a chick who can change into any other women not be on your sexy list? Want to know how it feels to nail Kate Upton? No problem. Got a little bit of that jungle fever? She can change into Beyoncé at the drop of a hat. She would probably grow sick of me asking her to change into Lucy Liu every night, though. The only problem with Mystique is that she has a penchant for hanging out with older dudes….way older dudes.
Jennifer Love Hewitt as Amanda Beckett in Can’t Hardly Wait
Jennifer Love Hewitt was my original crush when I was in grade school. With movies like I Know What You Did Last Summer and…I Still Know What You Did Last Summer showing off that rockin’ bod, she was everything I could ever dream for. But the movie that brought her into the spotlight was the teenage party classic Can’t Hardly Wait. She’s the girl that every guy drools over in class, she’s so close to you, yet you don’t have the balls to admit your feelings for her. Plus, are you kidding me with that rack? Those are the main reasons why I believe that there is a God.
Jennifer Aniston as Dr. Julia Harris in Horrible Bosses
The movie Horrible Bosses is kind of an underrated movie in my eyes. Everyone I talk to seems to dismiss this movie pretty quickly which is extremely odd because of one person: Jennifer Aniston. She alone is a good enough reason to love this movie. She’s absolutely filthy in this movie, with her language, her clothing, and her overall demeanor. I was shocked to hear some of the things our favorite Friends star had to say. I here there’s going to be a sequel to this movie, I hope the directors use my ideas I’ve been writing them which mainly consist of two hours of watching Jennifer Aniston eating penis shaped foods. A man can dream.
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