I had a hard time coming up with this week’s 5 For Friday. This week’s new releases are just dreadful and the only other news of note is that Miley Cyrus danced on things. So I decided to go back to the Breaking Bad well and hash out what I thought were the best instances of Jesse’s favorite word: bitch.
5. “I pay my rent, bitch! I got civil rights!”
Season 2, Episode 12 “Phoenix”
Who’s the Bitch?: Jane’s dad, who was Jesse’s landlord and a terrible air traffic controller.
4. “Roll me further, bitch.”
Season 3, Episode 8 “I See You”
Who’s the Bitch?: The orderly that informs Jesse that he needs to be 20 feet farther away from the hospital doors in order to smoke.
3. “Yo, Gatorade me, bitch!”
Season 3, Episode 10 “Fly”
Who’s the Bitch?: Walt, but only until Jesse receives his Gatorade.
2. “This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed… bitch!”
Season 3, Episode 6 “Sunset”
Who’s the Bitch?: Hank, for trying to bully Jesse out of the RV
1. “Yeah, bitch! Magnets!”
Season 5, Episode 1 “Live Free or Die”
Who’s the Bitch?: Anyone that doubted the power of magnets…bitch.
To keep the good will going, here’s a supercut of his bitches.
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