PLOT: Eight teens are trapped inside a shopping mall as its brand-new automated robot security guards go on a murderous rampage.

“I’m just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.”

This quote should be all you need to know about this film. This is a movie about killer robots that attack a group of teens in a mall; it’s basically Dawn of the Dead meets RoboCop, and it’s a fun time. It’s played straight, for the most part, and the actors do a good job of playing the parts they’re given.  All in all, it’s not a bad B-movie and has some pretty decent moments.

The Park Plaza Mall just got an upgrade in its security system.  The new state-of-the-art security agenda is carried out by three robots that are programmed to stun any intruders that happen to be in the mall after hours.  When a lightning storm hits the security grid, the robots go haywire and attack anyone that they come across, including a group of teens that are throwing a party in the furniture store.

It’s a pretty simple story, and once the robots go crazy, it just sort of goes from there, where the robots pick off the teens one-by-one. I always love to see Dick Miller in movies, and he has a small cameo.  Plus, this is now the THIRD Barbara Crampton movie I’ve watched this month.  Crazy.

 

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This movie has an epic head explosion scene.  It’s pretty awesome.  After that, there’s some stabbings and throat slits but nothing really compares to the head explosion.

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Gore Rating: 3.5 out of 5

 

 

scares

It’s a movie about killer robots that are barely scarier than Roombas. You shouldn’t be frightened, unless you’re weird.

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Scare Rating: 0 out of 5

 

 

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It’s the 80s, so you can always count on some nudity.  Here, you get a couple of flashes of boob, both of which are pretty great.

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Sex/Nudity Rating: 4 out of 5

 

 

OVERALL

This is a wacky fun time for someone in the right mindset.  There’s a pretty great head explosion scene, there’s some boobs, and the plot is downright silly, but in a good way.  If you want to get drunk with friends and watch a B-movie, this is a good one.

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Overall Rating: 6.5 out of 10