He’s big, hairy, and we really wish he could shred on the guitar.

This week is pretty light on the new releases. Sure, The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part comes out, but that movie doesn’t really lend itself to finding a similarly-themed film. But The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot does lend itself to terrible movies, so we scoured the internet for movies about Bigfoot, and amidst a whole bunch of movies starring the likes of Danny Bonaduce, there’s Bigfoot, a family-friendly flick from 2009.

Listen as we traverse the unintended creepiness of the film, including an underage girl’s unheard cries for help, the starry eyes a young boy has for Sasquatch, and the undeniable hotness of our hero’s mom. We also discuss missed opportunities for Bigfoot-related hijinx, like watching Bigfoot start a garage band and just shred.

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